lyingpup asked: Gosh, I never understood why you didn't like "clean hair" and why you kept it "dirty" until I forgot to wash my hair for like, a week. It's absolutely incredible what a bit of grease and dirt and buckets of dry shampoo can do for hair's style, even long hair like mine. It will do /anything/. Talk about skipping washes from now on.


I only wash my hair when it starts to stand straight up and stays there like it’s praying for a shower


*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them